I was accepted into the Wisconsin School of Business at the University of Wisconsin-Madison today. I am filled with joy!
Jesus then took the Pabst and said:
“Take this, all of you, and drink it. This is my beer. Now it can not only be enjoyed by hipsters, but also by all of you.”
(Source: mmkaylame)
Coffee is most definitely the hidden motivational force behind most of humanities’ accomplishments.
Get some! I sure do.
(Source: karinadaiquiri)
Secret:
Wearing bow-ties does not only make you chic and suave, they make you stand out and show others how confident you are. People will think you are an awesome person before they even meet you!
Now if only they weren’t so expensive..
(Source: nikparpar)
The two satirists, interviewed together and separately, are so in sync they sometimes say the same word at the same time, play off the other’s pauses or slip in a deft punch line for the other. Stewart cracks up at every riff Colbert does. Colbert, his writers say, still has a bit of hero worship for Stewart, and, as long as a longtime little brother in his own big family, naturally falls into that role with Stewart. Oddly, or maybe not so oddly, the Odd Couple do not socialize outside the office. “In theory, I think Jon would be excellent company.” Colbert says. “I just have nothing to back it up.”
Get your news from Comedy Central and your comedy from Fox. =)
When someone says the color yellow, I think of these bushes at the UW. <3
The make me XD
I have a strong biological disposition to do and say mean things.
I am working on it.
I do not want to turn out like them.
